Overheard in the Eisenhower bathroom:
(Girl on cell phone)
"Helloooo. I just got out of a 2 hour meeting about my Truman scholarship. I don't think you understand how involved it is. And it's only 32,000 dollars. It's not even that much."
You're so young, you're so GD young.
Or maybe I'm just feeling O-L-D.